John Boehner’s Growing Weed?!
As Speaker of the House and Head Louse in a crummy Congress
that criminalized cannabis he helped create the American Prison State.
I remember the not-fun of getting busted with dozens of guns
in my face and fifty cops tearing my house apart. I kid you not. Why,
it took four of them just to go through my wife’s underwear drawer
and three more to throw all my military medals on the floor. Really?
Four plants under a basement light and I’m looking at three-to-five
in the state penitentiary. Seriously? Just because I live in Nebraska
and in many states people can buy six plants and grow them for free?
I never mugged anyone, robbed a bank, burgled a home or stuck a gun
in someone’s face. All I did was grow some weed. That’s what kept me off
the streets. I did society a favor. No bar-hopping or drunk-driving for me.
But obviously I failed to appreciate the severity of the charge: “Manufacture
with intent to distribute.” What the heck! Four plants and they make it sound
like I’m cooking meth for half the town and need a task force to take me down.
Man, American lawmakers are so full of bullshit and hypocrisy. They never stop
getting rich off chumps like you and me. Then they have the temerity to say
we live in the land of the free. But truly, I almost lost my mind the other day
when I turned on the TV and heard about John Boehner growing weed.
Which is what he and his jerk-friends in Washington threw me in jail for!